Tamil mokkai jokes....!!

New Mokkai Jokes between Doctor and Patients....

Husband saved his wife's life...!

Husband : "Doctor... en manaiviye yepidiyachum ninggethan kapathanum..."

Doctor   : " Katdane podavai yode veedtukku vare sole... naa vechi kapatheren!"

Simran bitted by dog

Simran (actress) : " Enaku naayi kadichirichu.. yenna seyenum miss"

Nurse : " Toppal suthi uusi podunum"

Simran : " hemm.. may any doctors enaku uusi poderinggelaa..??

Doctor vijay : Naa Poderen,

Doctor Surya : Nan matdum than podeven...

Doctor Vikram : Mdm... enne choose panengge pls...!

Nurse : Aleyeraanengge...! vanlinji valinji ivenengge nayi mathiri ayidtanengge...Simran Madam.. parthu.. ivanengge kadichira poraanengge...!


Patient with Blured Vision
Patient: Doctor.. enake elame rendu-rendaa teriyuthu... ningge kude rendu-rendaa teriyiringge
Doctor : Antha Bedle konjaneram padengge.. naa ippo vanthu check paneren...
Patient : angge rendu bed irukku.. ethule padekunum..??

Doctor : :-(

Loved failure

Patient : enaku romba romba valikithu

Doctor: engge valikithu...??

patient : Manasu valikithu...

Doctor: manasu valikithaa?? vere engge valikithu

patient: manasu matdum than valikithu, ave enne yemathidtu poytdaaa... intha vali pokka maranthu kudungge doctor...!

Doctor: :-(

Fallin Love

Patient: doctor... en manasu enketde illatdi..enna pananum??

Doctor: nee sikerama heart transplant seyenum.. apidi illatdi.. nee uyiroda irukkemudiyaathu!

Patient: apidinaa.. anjali ene kole pane pakeralaa??? avae en manase thirudikitdu poytdaa! doctor ene kapathengge..

Doctor: syabaaaah! mudiyile!